For dad, however, this is enough for now. sorry.
I can tell that I probably broke a lot of rules and caused the moderators a lot more trouble than it was worth, and I fully intended to take the full time required to troubleshoot this issue, no matter the back-and-forth when I came here, but as I mentioned before, my dad basically dragged me back into this quagmire, and this time too he had no patience. You can't see this, but he is right behind me, as I type this. It's just that he's not wearing his glasses right now. He practically dragged me out to fix unbound. Today. He has a short fuse.
I highly doubt this is an ISP problem, since I don't use their DNS and the ping works, but this is more likely a router problem.
This probably doesn't mean that I'll stop troubleshooting this, I just need to placate my dad for now. If worse comes to worse, I could probably scrounge up another system to test this on.
As for the hotspot idea, I have no idea how I didn't think of that, I will try that tomorrow.
As for the commands,
I still personally believe this is a local issue, especially since our country is still going through internet blackout, which is to only end on government notice, and that is only conditionally, since some services might be shut down permanently. Either that, or something is wrong with dad's new configuration from last year.
I know you all work tirelessly to work the literal magic that is Pi-hole (I installed it first a few years ago and have never looked back since) and I can tell I have troubled you all a lot, I have no excuse. And I did come here knowing that there perhaps is no end to this rabbit hole. Some things just are impossible.
This issue means a lot to me, and if it requires me to even use Tor proxy for the rest of my life, so be it. At least I will have solved his issue. I do not intend to give up this easily. I don't care what my dad says. If he doesn't approve, well he didn't help anyway.
I saw other topics about this that went nowhere, and I want the solution, now that my dad is satisfied.